"Royal Flush" joke

On a single day both Dolly Parton and Princess Di pass away. As they reach the gates of heaven, they can see St. Peter standing out front waiting for them, shaking his head. As they approach, St. Peter tells them, "Ladies, I`m sorry, but there just isn`t room for both of you in heaven right now, so I will only be able to take one of you. Seeing as you have both lived good lives and seem equally fit to enter the kingdom, you will have to tell me something that`s special about you."

Dolly Parton comes forward, pushing her breasts up with her hands. "Well," she says, "I`ve got THESE..." St. Peter looks at her and says, "Yes, those are very good. Very good indeed. But let`s see what Princess Di has to offer."

Princess Di just stands there, "I don`t think there`s anything special about me. I mean, I was next in line to become the queen of England..." St. Peter shakes his head, "That`s just not going to do it. Isn`t there anything else?"

Di thinks for a minute and answers, "Well....I douche once a week...." St. Peter`s eyes light up, "Princess Di...Go right on in..."

Dolly Parton looks at St. Peter, pushes her breasts forward and says, "But what about THESE?"

And he says, "It`s beyond my control. Everybody knows that a Royal Flush beats a Pair any day!"