"Rub vaseline on motorbike" joke
This young guy had just bought a brand new Harley Davidson and the dealer had warned him, "The last thing you want is for this baby to rust. Whenever it rains, rub some petroleum jelly over all the metal parts." and he handed him a jar of vaseline.
The guy put the vaseline in his jacket pocket and took off. A little later he was having dinner in some restaurant and successfully managed to pick up the waitress. She invited him back home and his hopes were high. On the way home she said, "We've got a strange rule in our family. The person who says the first word has to do all the dishes. Is that OK?"
He said, "OK." But when he entered the house he was floored by the dishes piled everywhere. Determined to make sure that he didn't have to do the dishes, he decided to do the girl... right in front of her parents. They didn't say a word.
A moment later he grabbed the mother. She tried to pull away, but he ripped of her dress and fucked her right on the floor. The husband and daughter watched silently.
Just then, there was a crack of thunder. The image of his rusted motorbike sprang to mind and the guy reached into his jacket for the vaseline and the father said, "Look at all these dishes!"
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