"Rude, Crude, and Lewd!" joke

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom. Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick." Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat. Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work. Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts! Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls. Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm SundayQ: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.

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