"SCHOOL DAYS" joke
sorry this really isnt ablonde joke but these are the only jokes people read and this is a hilarious joke.
One day this teacher was teaching about GOD. She asked Tommy to come and answer a few question in front of the class. Tommy said sure.
The teacher asked, "
Can you see the chair?"
Tommy replied, "
YES"
Then the teacher asked, "
Can you see the tree out side."
Tommy said "
yes"
Then the teacher asked, "
can you see the god?"
Tommy said "
no"
The teacher finished with "
so you cant see it, so therefore he is not there."
Then Amy asked hte teacher if she could ask tommy a few questions herself.
Teacher said "
sure"
So Amy asked tommy if he could see the tree outside.
Tommy getting annoyed said "
YAHH"
Then amy asked "
Tommy, do you see the teacher?
Tommy replied "
YES"
Then amy ended with, "
Tommy, can you see the teachers brain?"
Tommy replied "
no"
Amy then said, "
so therefore, what we have been taught today, if we can not see the teachers brain it truly is not there."
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