"Safe Sex in the City" joke

Mayor Bloomberg is scheduled to take the wraps off the city's own "NYC" brand of free condoms.

The only catch is users will have to go outside to smoke afterwards.

The city-branded condoms will come in packets with a variety of colors representing the different subway lines. Because nothing says sexy like the New York City subway system.

New euphemism for sex: Taking the F-train to Brooklyn.

Women in all five boroughs are already bracing themselves for the latest line from their partners: "Hey, baby, there's another train coming right behind this one."

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