"Saying His Prayers" joke
One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye bye, Grandpa." The father found this strange, and didn't quite know what to make of it, but soon forgot about it. The following day, Grandpa died of a heart attack.
The next night, he heard his son praying again. "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Bye bye, Grandma." This troubled the father but, again, he didn't know what to do about it. The next morning, Grandma was on the floor, dead from a heart attack.
Really worried now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. Sure enough, the boy began to pray. "God bless, Mommy. Bye bye, Daddy."
The frantic father didn't know what to do. He stayed awake all night and went to the doctor's early in the morning to make sure he was all right. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting for him on the porch.
"Thank goodness you're home," she exclaimed. "We found the mailman dead on the porch this morning."
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