"Scary Collection 17" joke

A witch joke
What’s the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!

A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!

A demon joke
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it “Gnome Sweet Gnome”!