"Schizophrenic" joke

Doctor," the worried exec told the psychiatrist, "I'm afraid I'm schizophrenic."
"Well," replied the doctor, "that makes four of us."

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked. The woman glanced at his more...

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The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

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Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.

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Paranoid schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?

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