"Schizophrenic" joke
Doctor," the worried exec told the psychiatrist, "I'm afraid I'm schizophrenic."
"Well," replied the doctor, "that makes four of us."
An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked. The woman glanced at his more...
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Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.
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