"Seeing Red" joke

A husband had been away for a few months and had a romantic evening planned for he and his wife the night of his return. He sent the two older children to the movies, but no matter how he tried, could not persuade Little Johnnie to go along with them... Finally he made a deal with the boy. "I'll give you $5. 00 for every man you see go by in a red hat. You stand here and count them, OK?" Little Johnnie agreed with a hopeful smile on his face. A while later Little Johnnie came running into the house, banged on the bedroom door and shouted, "Hey Dad! If you think your getting screwed in there, you'd ain't seen nothin' yet! You'd better come outside here. There's a Shriner convention coming past!"

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