"Seminars For Women" joke

General Education:
GE101:
Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102:
How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE103:
Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE104:
Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
Driver's Education:
DE101:
Getting Past Automatic Transmission
DE102:
The Meaning of Blinking Red Lights
DE103:
Approximating a Constant Speed
DE104:
Makeup and Driving-It's As Simple As Oil and Water
DE105:
How to Parallel Park
DE106:
Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
Economics:
EC101:
Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
EC102:
How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut
Credit Cards in Half")
EC103:
How to Earn Your Own Money
Home Economics:
HE101a:
Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely
HE101b:
Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
HE101c:
Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d:
Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
HE102:
Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
HE103:
Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet
Do You Have, Anyway?")
Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101:
How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
IR102:
Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy
Watching Roller Derby
IR103:
Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
IR104:
Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
IR105:
Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal
Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
IR106:
Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly
called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")
IR107:
MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments
Sex Education:
SE101a:
How to Say "Yes"
SE101b:
How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
SE102:
Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
SE103:
Who Belongs on Top and Why
SE104:
Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
SE105:
Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month" (formerly
titled "Any Old Port in a Storm")
SE106:
Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)

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