"Seminars for men" joke

SEMINARS FOR MEN:
Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Please note, the names of some of the courses have been changed. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory.
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
5. We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas. GIVE US MONEY.
6. Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks")
8. Parenting - No, it Doesn't End with Conception.
9. How not to Act like an Ass, When you are Obviously Wrong
10. Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
11. Spelling - Even you can get it right
12. You - The Weaker Sex
13. Reasons to give Flowers
14. How to stay awake after sex
15. Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom
16. Garbage - Getting it to the Curb.
17. #101 -You Can Fall Asleep With Out It - If You Really Try #102 -
The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
18. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
19. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
20. Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S.
21. The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
22. How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost
23. The Remote Control -Overcoming your Dependency
24. Romanticism -Other Ideas Besides Sex
25. Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
26. Changing your Underwear - It Really Works
27. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
28. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
29. Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home
30. Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary
31. The Attainable Goal - Omitting !@#$&$ From Your Vocabulary
32. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked

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