"Seventh Inning Stretch" joke

Softball is better than baseball because the Seventh Inning Stretch means stand up and go home.

Did you hear the sad news? Our team is so bad that our shortstop tried to kill herself yesterday by jumping in front of a car. Luckily in went right through her legs like everything else.

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During the course of a heated softball tournament, the coach felt the need to remind one of his players about the importance of team play and good sportsmanship. The coach asked the player if he knew and remembered what good sportsmanship was. The player replied, more...

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The wind blew so much dust around the field today, we couldn't even see who was beating us.

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