"Sex contest" joke
Two young men decided to make a bet as to which one of them could make love more times in one night. They agreed that sunrise would be the end of the contest and each went to their respective motel rooms.
The more boastful of the two.....went right to it and made love to his date... leaned over and marked a' 'l'' on the wall.... Feeling sprightly, he went again... and once again at the completion of the act. .marked another' 'l'' on the wall - next to the first. Figuring he had the bet in the bag.. he decided to relax a bit and in relaxing....fell asleep.
Awakened by the sun's rays coming in the window... he quickly grabbed his lady and did it one more time...... and marked another' 'l'' on the wall... Just at that time. .His friend enters...and upon seeing the marks on the wall exclaims:
' 'DAMN- a hundred and eleven... beat me by three....''
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