"Sex education homework" joke
Twelve-year-old Ralph comes home from school. His mother asks him, "Did you learn anthing today?"
Ralph says, "We learned all about sex education. Penises. Vaginas. You know, stuff."
Although his mother was shocked, Ralph calmed her down, "This is the nineties. Its all part of higher education, so relax."
Ralph goes up to his room and after an hour or so, his mom calls him to dinner. When he doesn't respond, she goes upstairs only to find him jerking off.
"Timmy, when you're done with your homework, dinner is on the table."
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.