"Sheila and Bruce have not been practising safe sex" joke

Sheila and Bruce have not been practising safe sex. While bruce never takes his socks off, he was disinclined to wear a condom. Now the poor girl discovers that she is pregnant and says "If you don't marry me I'm gonna jump off sydney harbour bridge." Bruces reply is a fond slap on the back. "Your not only a great root your also a good sport."

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