"Shepherd confessing that he wants to shear flock" joke
The bitter winter was almost over when one shepherd confessed to the other that he could hardly wait until it was time to shear their flock. The other shepherd nodded, rubbing his hands togather in anticipation.
"It will be great selling the wool and spending money on wine and women, eh?"
"That's not it," his friend said. "I just can't WAIT to see them naked!"
A man traveled to Madrid, Spain and went to a restaurant for a late dinner. He ordered the house special and was brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asked.
"Cojones, se
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[Along with everything else in your mouth at the time.]
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