"Shoot a Bear" joke

Bear hunter- Joe
Talking bear- Rick
Joe went into the woods to hunt down a bear. After searching for an hour or two he came across a beautiful golden brown bear. Joe snuck up on him and shot him. He tied up his feet and started carrying him back. On his way to his truck Rick came in front of him and said, "Now, Joe, you just shot there my poor little brother. Now I can either beat you like crazy for doing that, or you can have sex with me." Joe thought about this for a moment or two. He didn't like the first option so he chose to have sex with Rick.
Two weeks later Joe went back out into the woods, a little sore, and went looking for another bear to hunt down. He came across a beautiful golden brown bear. It was a bit bigger than the last one so he shot it. Joe tied up his feet and started carrying him back. On his way to his truck he ran into Rick again. Rick said, "Now, Joe, you just there shot my mother. I can either beat you like crazy for doing that or you can have sex with me. Which will it be?" Joe thought this over for a moment. He figured he survived it once why not again. So Joe had sex with Rick.
One month later Joe went back into the woods, limping, and shot a beautiful golden brown bear. He tied up his feet and carried him back. On his way to his truck he ran into Rick again. Rick said, "Now, Joe, you just there shot my cousin. I'm starting to think you're not here for the bears."

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