"Shopping for Paper" joke
The Indian actor goes to a department store to buy some toilet paper, and asks, "Me want four rolls that toilet paper." The store manager says, "Okay, Injun, that will be $6.00." The Indian says, "Too much money. Have other kind of paper?" The manager says, "Yes. We have toilet paper with no name outside the package, four rolls for $2.00." The Indian says, "Okay, take it. Take paper. But why that one less?" And the store manager says, "Because it doesn't have a name on the outside of the package." And the Indians says, "Okay, take paper."
A couple of days later the Indian comes back to the store and says to the manager, "I know what to call paper I buy from you." The manager says, "What do you call it?" The Indians says, "John Wayne toilet paper." The manager says, "Why do you call it John Wayne toilet paper?" And the Indian says, "Because it rough, tough and take no shit off Indian!"
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