"Short Jokes 4" joke

16) Uncle: "When were you born?"

Child: "20th August, by the way when were you born uncle?"

Uncle: "It was fourty years ago, on a Sunday"

Child: "Don't try to befool me, Sunday is a holiday".

17) Mother: "Eat bananas with milk, it will add colour to your face"
Daughter: "But who wants yellow cheeks or a white face".

18) X: "What happened when you teased that girl with the dog?"

Y: "She crossed me as if I were a lamp post but her dog didn't."

19) Teacher: "What is the best way to prevent milk from getting sour?"

Student: " The best way is to leave it in the cow itself."

20) Thief 1: "The police has come, they are already in the lift, let us jump down through the window"

Thief 2: "No, no we are in the 13th floor"

Thief 1: "Hey come on man Don't be Superstitious".