"Short insult jokes" joke

You are so fat, your mother has to iron your clothes on the driveway. You’re so stupid you saw a sign that said, ‘wet floor’ so you did. You’re so poor you had to join the army to get a haircut. You’re so ugly, I took you to the zoo and the zookeeper said, “thanks for bringing her back. ” You’re so fat, that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts Your so ugly, that your mama had to feed you with a sling-shot Your family has been on welfare so long, your grandpa’s face is on food stamps.

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