"Sick gay joke" joke
Their is a man sitting in a bar when gay man approaches and says, "If you woke up in the forest and your ass itched and you itched it and got Vaseline on your hand, would you tell anybody?"
The other man said. "NO!"
Then the gay says, "If you reached farther into your crack and pulled out a used condom would you tell anyone?"
The guy said "HELL NO!"
Then the gay guy said "Wanna go camping"
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He rushes downstairs to grab more...
During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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A: Leave the plunger in the toilet