"Sick gay joke" joke
Their is a man sitting in a bar when gay man approaches and says, "If you woke up in the forest and your ass itched and you itched it and got Vaseline on your hand, would you tell anybody?"
The other man said. "NO!"
Then the gay says, "If you reached farther into your crack and pulled out a used condom would you tell anyone?"
The guy said "HELL NO!"
Then the gay guy said "Wanna go camping"
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