"Signs You've Had Enough Of The New Millenium" joke

1. You attempt to enter your password on the microwave.
2. It's been years since you've played solitaire with a real deck of cards.
3. You email your son in his room to tell him dinner is ready. He emails back and asks, "What's for dinner?"
4. You chat several times a day with a stranger in South Africa, yet you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor so far this year.
5. You refer to your dining room table as 'that flat filing cabinet'.
6. Your idea of being organized is multi-colored post-it notes.
7. You hear most of your jokes via email rather than in person.
8. The concept of using real money, rather than credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
9. You buy a computer and a week later it's outdated and sells for half the price you paid.
10. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
11. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
12. Your reasoning for not staying in touch with family is because they don't have email addresses.
13. You think a 'half-day' means leaving at 5 o'clock.
14. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
15. Cleaning up the dining area means removing the fast food bags from the backseat of your car.
16. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.