"Silly signposts" joke

A signpost at a road junction:' This way to Timbuktu - if you can't read, enquire at the store opposite.'

Then there was a signpost along a river bank which read:' When this sign is under water the crossing is dangerous.'

Some signs have a macabre sense of humour, as the one leading to a cemetery:' One way traffic.'

An exhortation to city dwellers when they come to seek peace and quiet in the mountains:' Keep still and listen to the silence.'
A number of Aussies follow the instruction and one asks:' I cannot hear anything, can you?'

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