"Sleepovers" joke

When a little girl named Amanda was very young, she was allowed to have her best friend, a boy named Kevin, over to spend the night. As the children grew toward adolescence, their parents knew that someday the sleepovers would have to end.
One night, when Kevin and his family were visiting, everyone gathered around the television to watch the Miss America pageant. When Amanda asked if Kevin could stay over, the parents hesitated, wondering if the time had finally come to end the tradition.
At that moment, the pageant host announced a contestant’s measurements: 36-22-36.
“Kevin, ” his mom asked, “what are those numbers? ”
The boy thought for only a moment before answering, “Ninety-four? ”
Kevin got to spend the night.

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