"Slow down or stop" joke
Two yankees are driving across the Texas desert, it's flat and you can see forever, they approach a stop sign and since the driver can see for miles in all directions and it's all clear he slows a bit then drives right on through.
Soon he see's the flashing lights in his rearview and pulls over, the cop ask's for license and registration, the driver asks why he was stopped and the cop tells him " You ran a stop sign".
The driver says "but I could see for miles, it was all clear so I just slowed down, whats the difference between stopping and slowing down?
The cop says "I'll let you answer that and proceeds to pull the driver out and beat him rapidly in the head with his night stick , then he ask's "now , do you want me to slow down? or stop?"
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"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
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