"Smoking Dragon...." joke

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio more...

What did the dragon say when he saw St George in his shining armour?

Oh, no, not more tinned food!