"What Dragon Said" joke
What did the dragon say when he saw St George in his shining armour?
Oh, no, not more tinned food!
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About more...
A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was more...
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio more...