"Snake in the garden" joke

one day the little boy asked his mom if he could take a shower with her she said ok but don't look up or down.he did when he looked up he said what are those mommy? she said those are my spotlights. he looked down whats that mommy? thats my garden.
the next day he asked his dad if he could get a shower with him he said ok but dont look down.he did whats that he asked thats my snake.
later inthe night the little boy woke up from a bad dream, so he crawled in bed with his parentswhen he lifted up the blankets he screamed hurry up mommy turn on your spotlights there is a snake in your garden!

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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