"Snake in the garden" joke
one day the little boy asked his mom if he could take a shower with her she said ok but don't look up or down.he did when he looked up he said what are those mommy? she said those are my spotlights. he looked down whats that mommy? thats my garden.
the next day he asked his dad if he could get a shower with him he said ok but dont look down.he did whats that he asked thats my snake.
later inthe night the little boy woke up from a bad dream, so he crawled in bed with his parentswhen he lifted up the blankets he screamed hurry up mommy turn on your spotlights there is a snake in your garden!
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