"Some Quick-Read Books:" joke

~ STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED by Elizabeth Taylor

~ BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

~ THE ATLANTIC CROSSINGS OF THE TITANIC by White Star Lines

~ HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino

~ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

~ THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates

~ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

~ THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

~ AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

~ DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE

~ DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

~ EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

~ GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

~ SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

~ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

~ MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE