"Some older friends were dining at a restaurant, an..." joke

Some older friends were dining at a restaurant, and one said how interesting it would be it you could turn back the clock and lie your life over again.
"Well, you know what I would like?" said another diner. "I`d like to be eighteen years old but to know what I know now."
At this point the counter waitress, who had been clearing the table, stopped and said,
"I`m eighteen. What is it you know?"

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