"Some taglines about Windows" joke

ATTENTION ALL MICROSOFT HATERS - I have sorted through my tagline manager and have found all of theMicrosoft bashing taglines I can possibly find. Please have yourself a laugh at Bill Gates expense: I don't hate Windows - it runs great under OS/2! "Chicago, Windows 4. 0, Windows 95"?!?!?!? "Mr. Worf, blow the Windows-powered Borg ship out of this Universe!" #1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!! - Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!. . Bugs come in through open Windows.. . Windows NT Performance", on the next "In Search Of" After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot. Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows. Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3. 1. Bugs come in through Open Windows Chernobyl used Windows Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows! Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door. Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue... Error Loading Windows: (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting. Windows 95 = 95% done. Better wait till 1999. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I... Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2! Get OS/2 2. 0 - The best Windows tip around! HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE! Having Windows problems? Dial 1-800-3-IBM-OS2 for fast relief! He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does. If all else fails, you must still be using Windows. If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows. Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house. MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN! One man's Windows are another man's walls... OS/2 2. 1: Taking the wind out of Windows. OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors. OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES... OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass. Please call the windows police. I've caught another gpf. The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT. This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0. This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows. Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows! Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows! Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2 Windows error 000: No errors found! [CLOSE] Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something! Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done. Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks! Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged". Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of" Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper! Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared. Windows only crashes itself under OS/2. Not the whole machine. Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown! Windows tip: set BUGS=OFF in your config. sys Windows would look better with curtains. Windows-Brain Dead, OS/2-for people who can chew gum and think! Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked. Windows: Training wheels for OS/2 Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed. Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked. Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error! Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Windows: XT emulator for an AT. Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho... WindowsNT: From the makers of Doublespace Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows! Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS! Chicago runs best on a VCR. Chicago, an operating system Pair-of-Dimes shift! Chicago... The biggest thing since New Coke! Chicago: NT deja vu! Chicago? Been There,... Done That 2 Years Ago! I run OS/2! Chicago? Been there. I'm ready to travel at WARP speed! "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "I believe OS/2... to be the most important OS... of all time" Gates' 87 "OS/2 is destined to be the most important OS.. . " Bill Gates "OS/2 is the operating system of the' 90s" - Bill Gates Opens new Gates not seen through Windows! After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot. B. Gates: quality software: : R. McDonald: gourmet cuisine If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good.. .. Bill Gates. It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! --Bill Gates OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES... Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"? If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft. Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house. The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!" MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence

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