"Space Oddiity song for Heaven's Gate Cult" joke

Editor's Note: I'll warn you, it's in fairly bad taste.

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"Space Odd-Do-Ti" sung to David Bowie's "Space Oddity"

Ground control to Father John
Ground control to Father John
Put your purple shrouds and clean white Nikes on
Ground control to Father John
Commencing reboot, PC's on
Check our Web page and may Ti's love be with you

(lift-off)

This is Ground Control to Father John
We've all had alcohol
Mixed with applesauce and phenol-barbitol
Now it's time to just lie down and end it all

This is Father John to Ground Control
I'll castrate all the men
And rejoin our UFO and alien friend
And we can't wait' til Hale-Bopp returns again

For Rio's speaking for the camera
Far beyond insane
Planet Earth is due for a Y2K review

(break, instrumental)

Though I'm past 100 million miles
I'm feeling very still
And my vehicle no longer has a soul
Tell your wives and kids you love them / Yes they know

Ground Control to Father John
Your cult is sick, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Father John
Can you hear me, Father John
Can you hear me, Father John

Can you hear/here am I lying in a bunk bed
Far beyond insane
Face and lips are blue and there's nothing I can do