"Spanking Children Lowers Their IQ" joke
According to Yahoo News, a study performed by the Pacific Institute of Research revealed that children from 2 to 4 years old that were spanked scored 5 points lower on an IQ test versus their unspanked counterparts. Children from ages 5 to 9 who were spanked scored an average of 2.8 points lower than unspanked children in the same age group.
A new study is being coordinated right now to see if spanking has the same effect on adults who are 18 years old and up. Female volunteers are needed. Email me for details.
A Little Boy Wasn't Getting Good Marks In School. One Day He Tapped His Teacher On The Shoulder And Said, "I Don't Want To Scare You, But My Daddy Says If I Don't Get Better Grades, Somebody Is Going To Get A Spanking."
President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the more...