"Spoofs on college names" joke

In each of these examples, the actual name of the college is written first. Then, after each, spoofs are written about each college name.

Auburn University.
Brown University.
Chrome Yellow University.
Neon Pink University.

Northern Illinois University.
Southern Illinois University.
Eastern Illinois University.
Western Illinois University.
Northeastern Illinois University.
Northwestern Illinois University.
Southeastern Illinois University.
Southwestern Illinois University.
North-by-Northwestern Illinois University.

Yale University.
Cole University.
Weiser University.
Kwikset University.

Harvey Mudd College.
Roger Mudd College.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd College.
My Name Is Mudd College.

King`s College.
Queen`s College.
Jack`s College (formerly Knave`s College).
Ten`s College.
Ace`s College.

Texas A I University.
Texas A M University.
North Carolina A T University.
Tennessee C W University.
Michigan R B University.
New Jersey M M University.
San Francisco S M University.