Illinois Jokes

Ryne Sandberg has expressed interest in becoming the Cubs' next manager. Because you have to start somewhere.

AT&T charges man $27,000 for watching Chicago Bears game over the web.

$27,000?!! That's it? He actually SAVED money. If he had come to Ford Field in Detroit, you gotta figure: $50 for a cheap seat, $10 minimum for parking, $10 for a hot-dog and chips, $10 for a delicious watered down 3-2 beer, and the $28,000 to replace your stolen car. Do the math people!!!

It was reported that at the end of the season the Chicago Cubs will be sold.

Current ownership is looking for anyone willing to piss away $5.

I'm on the road again. Spending the weekend here in Peoria, Illinois. I'm not saying there's nothing to do here, but they refer to the new Starbuck's Coffee as "downtown."

The Baltimore Orioles traded for Cubs prospect Felix Pie. The Orioles traded for Pie in an effort to land Prince Fielder.