"Spread 'Em" joke

A young girl and her grandmother were in the bank when three robbers ran in and held it up.
"All the ladies, down on the floor!" one handsome robber demanded.
"My grandmother too?" asked the young girl.
"Yes, your grandmother too!" he yelled. "Now, all ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses."
"My grandmother too?" asked the girl.
"Yes, her too!" the robber snapped. "All ladies will now remove their panties."
"Surely you don't mean my grandmother too?" sobbed the girl.
Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, "YES, your grandmother too!" Now, all ladies on the floor, spread your legs."
Before the young girl had the chance to ask her usual question, her grandmother snarled, "Quiet girl! You heard what the man said!"

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