"Stand up nuts!" joke

The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Directorsaid: "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you letthem in?" The General Director agreed. The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Directorshouted: "Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up. "Sit down, nuts!"Everyone sat down. "Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the thirdinning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were runninghelter skelter. He asked what happened and was told that someone hadcalled out: "Peanuts!"

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