"State Mottos" joke

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11, 623 Eskimos Can`t Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It`s A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain`t Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don`t Ski, Don`t Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy`s Don`t Own It-Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha`ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We`re Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don`t Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We`re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That`s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We`re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden`s (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10, 000 Lakes... And 10, 000, 000, 000, 000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney....

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We`re Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It`s What`s For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We`re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn`t Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si` Hablo Ing`les

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don`t Mix?

Washington: Help! We`re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D. C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared