"Stories" joke

A burgular enters a house when he thinks no one is home. As he is creeping through the living room he hears "Jesus is watching you". Startled, he looks around but sees nothing. He tries walking through the house and hears it again. This time he looks around and spots a parrot in the corner of the room. "Did you say Jesus is watching me?" he asked. The bird replies "yes".When he asked the birds name the bird told him Clarence. "What idiot would name a bird Clarence?" the burglar asked. "The same idiot who named the family Rottweiler Jesus."the bird replied

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