"Stowe Away, The" joke
A depressed young woman was so desperate, that she decided to take her own life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor saw her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you have a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer he puts his arm around her and added, "I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes and thought "what did I have to lose?" That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love all night. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an a rangement with one of the sailors, he's taking me to Europe." "Europe madam," said the captain "This is the Isle of Man Ferry!"
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