"Stranded" joke
Three blondes were stranded in a desert. As they were walking along one day, they find a magic lamp.They rub it and a magic genie comes out.The genie says he will grant them each one wish. The first blonde says she would like a tree.The genie says are u sure? The blonde replies yes, the genie grants the wish and she goes and sits under it.The second blond says she would like some shade under the tree and the genie says are u sure? She replies yes, the genie grants the wish and she goes to sit with the other blonde.Finally, the third blonde says she would like a car door.The genie says r u sure? she replies yes and the genie says r u positive u want a car door? the blonde replies yes and the wish is granted.The blonde picks up the car door and walks over to the other blondes.They ask, why did u wish for a car door? the blonde replies, duh, so when i get hot...i can role down the window!
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