"Suffering From Morning Sickness" joke

A neighbor dropped in to see her friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her four kids arguing loudly in the next room.
"What's the matter, Diane?" she asked
"Morning sickness," Diane groaned.
"I didn't even know you were pregnant," said the surprised neighbor.
"I'm not!" replied a very harried Diane. "I'm just sick of mornings!"

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