"THERMOMETER PLEASE !!!" joke

A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.
He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then,
realizing his mistake, says...
"Well, that's great... just great... some asshole's got my pen!"

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