"TWO DOPE SMOKERS" joke
Two young men were arrested for smoking marijuana and went before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men. I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."
Come Monday, the judge asked the first young man how he did over the weekend. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles on a piece of paper - one the size of a silver dollar and the other the size of a dime. I told them, 'The big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.'"
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?"
"Your honor," the second young man began, "I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you do it?"
"Well, I used the same two circles, but when I pointed to the small circle I said, 'This is your rectum before prison....'"
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