"Talking Parrot in Church" joke

There was this guy and he was lonely so he decided to buy a dog. He went to the pet store just as they were selling the last one. He went up to the girl who worked there and asked if there was a chance they would be getting new dogs in. The girl told him that she didn't know when they would be gettin any new puppies in but she said come over here, I think I know just what you need!! She showed him a beutiful parrot that was on special. Right away he fell in love with it and bought it. As he was carrying the bird out the girl said......" I must warn you, the first 3 saying that the parrot hears and likes. he will repeat them for the rest of his life."
The next day the guy looked out his kitchen window where he was drinking his coffee, trying to get the bird to say something. Just then he saw a bunch of kids trying to break his fence. He yelled out to them, "If you kids don't get lost, I'm gonna call the police!" And the kids answered back, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!" And then the parrrot repeated them, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!"
The next week after that the guy went rock climbing with his two brothers and for some dumb reason, brought the bird with him. One of the brothers fell into a hole. The other brother shouted "Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up." And then the parrot repeated him.
Two weeks after that the guy went to the fair and brought his parrot with him. Far off in the distance the parrot heard "Hit the balck doll, win a prize!" And so he repaeted him.
That Sunday the guy and his parrot went to chruch and when the priest began his homely (I'm not sure how to spell that!) He bagan, "God lives up there." And he gestured to the celing and then the parrot said, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!"

The priest ignored him. And started again, "The devil lives down there." And he gestured to the floor. And the parrot spoke, "Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up!" Now the priest got angry and in dispare threw the bible and it hit a nun. Just then the parrot spoke, "Hit the balck doll, win a prize!"

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