"Tampax" joke

A little boy went to the doctor's office and was just a little bit nervous, because he had to get a shot today. The doctor noticed this and tried to calm him down, "If you had a million dollars what would you get?" The little boy thought for a minute and said, "A box of tampax." The doctor was confused and asked him why? "Well," the little boy said. "The commercials said that if you wear them then you can swim, ride a horse, or do sports anytime you want to."

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...

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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

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