"Teachers Need Teaching" joke

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whale. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they are ve ry large mammals, their throats are very small.
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, “I believe it because God said so”.
The teacher said that’s a book, even the bible, could not go against biological facts. And besides, there was no proof that there really was a God anyway. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “what if Jonah went to hell? ”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him. ”

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