"Thank you for purchasing a" joke

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell
Douglas military aircraft. In order
to protect your new investment, please
take a few moments to fill out the
warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not
required, but the information will help
us to develop new products that best
meet your needs and desires.1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt.
_Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other
First Name ______________
Initial__________________
Last Name________________
Latitude_________________
Longitude________________
Altitude_________________
Password_________________
Code name________________
2. Which model aircraft did you
purchase?
__F-14 Tomcat __F-15 Eagle __F-16 Falcon
__F-119A Stealth __Classified
3. Date of purchase:
Month_____Day_____
Year______________
4. Serial Number______
5. Please check where this
product was purchased:
_Received as Gift/Aid Package
_Catalog Showroom
_Sleazy Arms Broker
_Mail Order
_Discount Store
_Government Surplus
_Hijacked it using one of our spies
_Classified
6. Please check how you became aware
of the McDonnell Douglas product you
have just purchased:
_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store Display
_Espionage
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_Political lobbying by Manufacturer
_Was attacked by one
_Was bombed by one7. Please check the three (3) factors
which most influenced your decision to
purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
_Style/Appearance
_Kickback/Bribe
_Recommended by salesperson
_Speed/Maneuverability
_Comfort/Convenience
_McDonnell Douglas Reputation
_Advanced Weapons Systems
_Price/Value
_Back-Room Politics
_Negative experience opposing one
in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where
this product will be used:
_Latin America
_South America
_Aircraft Carrier
_Europe
_Middle East
_Africa
_Asia/Far East
_Misc. Third-World Countries
_Classified
9. How would you describe yourself or
your