"That's not a foot!!!" joke

The drunk stumbled into a podiatrist's office, mistaking it for a whorehouse.
The nurse asked him his name, then told him to go behind the screen and stick it out. So, naturally, the drunk weaved over the screen, dropped his pants, and stuck his dick through the screen.
The nurse walked over, shrieked, and dropped her tray of instruments. "That's not a foot!" she screamed.
The drunk replied, "Sshorry, lady! I didn't know there was a minimum!"

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