"The elephant's trunk transplant" joke
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting mypenis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well theproblem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penisare damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except ifyou're willing to try an experimental treatment." Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctorexplains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of ababy elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, lets go forit." A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light touse his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for hisgirl friend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in thecity. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legsthat continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediatelysprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed adinner roll and then returned to his pants. His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile,"That was incredible! Can you do that again?" Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I'm not sure I can fit anotherdinner roll up my ass!"
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